Bloody Murder Perfumes now available! - Bloody Murder: A True Crime Podcast
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Bloody Murder Perfumes

from $5.50

Ah True Crime, is there anything better? In honor of our favorite true crime podcast hosted by Tara Sariban and Barney Black we have created scents to go along with getting murdery. Whether you’re stroking your undoubtedly fantastic beard while applying Captain Moonlite beard oil thinking of all those who have wronged you, scrubbing up after a good homi- er ..exercise session with a Strawberry Milkshake whipped soap, or having a drink in the bath while shaving your legs with Lady Swears – this collection is sure to make you definitely not a suspect in a future episode- if only because you smell fantastic.

Strawberry Milkshake

A deceptively sweet scent, Strawberry Milkshake laces your skin with the scent of Tara Sariban’s favorite beverage. Whether you’re lounging by the pool listening to your favorite podcast or plotting to murder your millionaire spouse to runaway with your trailer park lover, Strawberry Milkshake will be sure to fool all around you into thinking there is no way you could be the suspect. This is the only scent in this collection to be a gorgeous, bloody red color. Now let’s get murdery.

Captain Moonlite

Everyone has a hero and everyone wants to smell like him. Captain Moonlite smells like your favorite glass of really good bourbon. You’ll have the scent of the handsome bushranger by your side as you try to through the coppers off of your trail- or sit in your favorite chair-whatever. No one could help but love you despite your crimes, especially your Nesbitt, while you use this alluring oil.

Lady Swears

Do the pure evil do-ers of this world give you the sick sads? Say no more, we have the scent for you. Lady Swears is a mixture of bourbon and sweeter notes – so you can swear like a lady while plotting your sweet revenge with your favorite mixed beverage. This is the perfect scent to express yourself during your favorite podcast during a work meeting, in the car when someone cuts you off, or when someone tells you to “smile”.

Vodka and Swearing

Ah, the best weekend activity. Vodka And Swearing is a fantastic mix with Juniper Sage and Lemongrass Mojito in the mix, some of this writer’s favorite scents to go with her favorite activity. So pull up a chair, fluff up your dirty pillows,put on some Vodka and Swearing and partake in your favorite indulgence- Bloody Murder.

Available here

  • Angel Cantwell
    Posted at 02:34h, 11 February

    I have an idea for a addition to the perfume line. I’d call it Cyanide and Old Lace. It’s a mix of the scents of bitter almonds and linen (or cotton or whatever the hell lace is made of). Not only would it smell nice but it would also greatly increase the chances of your most mundane of death will be treated as suspicious.

  • Barney Black
    Posted at 03:13h, 11 February

    Ha! Great idea Angel!